The Poetry of Craigslist

Hot Blonde All For U!!!!! - w4m - 25 (Your place)

Hey there guys,……516

I’m A green eyes blonde hair………216

and a whole lot of fun!!!……9235

If your looking to take your time and 

Truly enjoy yourself I’m the girl for u!!!

So come relax,unwind and leave with a

Smile :)))))

 

‘We really felt the need to post this, because it’s a Lady. And Terrible.’

Sympathy Fuck - m4m (Earth)

When you’ve passed middle age, and kids start calling you ‘old man,’ or grandpa,
It starts to get harder to get laid.

When your body has gone to seed, and men start saying, “she’s got a pretty face”
It starts to get really hard to get bread

When you start to hope for a sympathy fuck,
You know you’re there, where…
You may have had your last fuck.

Oh, I hope your last fuck is as good as mine :-)
Thanks, K**

 

“The poem is brought to life by it’s gender ambiguity. Is a K** a man? A woman? Kat? Ken? Does “bread” refer to money, dough? Or perhaps it’s an intentional alteration on “bred.” Is the speaker lonely, confused, in need of the simplicity of human contact…They are like the W.B. Yates of CL”

PULL MY ROPE!!! - m4w - 38 (Atlanta)

Pull the rope and pull it closer to you. Ready for you to tie the knot around you and hang on. Waiting on you.

 

“Sex by metaphor. Stroke my rope. Tie my rope in knots…KNOTS. What are you doing?!”

AFTER HRS FREAKS. 420 FRIENDLY. - m4m - 30 (NW ATL(BANKHEAD HWY))

LOOKING TO CONNECT ASAP OR EARLY MORNIN.
SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY!
MOBILE BRUHS ONLY!
NO BK AND FORTH EMAILS!
SND DICK OR FACE PICS AND LOCATION IN FIRST EMAIL.
NO PIC, NO HOOKUP BRUH.
STOCKY THICK BRUH. HWP.
HEIGHT FIVE ELEVEN, WEIGH TWO HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE LBS.
THIRTY SIX WAIST,
BRWN SKIN, MOHAWK CUT.
HAIRY BODY, FULL LIPS. 5 TATS.
LIKE THEM MASCULINE, DL DUDESBWITH DEM DADDY DICKS
LOOKIN FOR THEM SMOKE FREAKS.
TRYNA MATCH BUT YO, U GOT THE DICK AND THE ASS,
I GOT THE TREEZ.
IF U ARE FAR OUT, BUT U TRYNA SEE WSUP, 
GAS IS NO ISSUE.

WANT A BRUH TO COME THRU, CHILL, WE SMOKE OUT,
GET NAKED, AND
LET THE HEAD DR. DO HIS JOB.
HOLLA AT YA BOI IF U LOVE SOME GOOD BECKY WHILE U HITTIN THE BLUNT.
LIKE A MASCULINE BRUH THAT LIKE THAT ASS ATE WHILE HE HITTIN THE BLUNT.
I AM A ALL AROUND FREAK.
YO, NO STRICT TOPS!
YA BOI IS #TEAMBTM. FA SHO WANT A BRUH TO COME THRU AND DIG IN DEEZ GUTZ.
HOLLA AT YA BOI IF U GOT A BIG DICK HOMEBOI TO COME THRU TOO.

 

“I am rendered speechless. Struck dumb. You, Sir, are an artiste. “Deez gutz”. That’s linguisitc magic, right there.”

looking for Dom M or F - 39 (stuart visiting)

Looking for right now you host 

Im visiting and very sub…no m on m experience…

Hurry going quick…no bs..

 

‘i’m not going to ask you to nom on m, experience is unecessary’

A Weird Moan

You hurry home from school today because you know Daddy stayed home from work today. He wasnt feeling well and you wanted to see if you could get him anything to make him feel better. You come in, being quiet, you want to surprise him. As you bounce up the steps happy to be home, you hear a strange sound coming from Mommy and Daddy’s room. It’s a weird moan. The door is cracked just a little. Quietly you peek in. Daddy has his cock in his hand. Its so hard. Daddy must be feeling better you think to yourself. You have seen Daddy’s cock before, when he was getting out of the shower. But it was never this hard. It’s so swollen and thick. Daddy is slowly stroking his huge thing. His head is pushing back against the pillow. Daddy looks like he is enjoying himself. You can’t help yourself, you know you shouldn’t watch, but Daddy’s cock is so nice and hard. Thick and bulging, with veins popping out. Up and down, up and down Daddy is stroking. He stops stroking his whole cock for a minute and just strokes the head. Boy he looks like that feels good. You know Daddy likes that. You want to run in there and stroke Daddy’s cock for him. You think he will like that. What if he didn’t let you? That wouldn’t be fair you think. He is having such a good time. You can feel yourself starting to get wet in your private spot. You reach down and feel your moist panties. You can’t help yourself. You start rubbing yourself the way that makes you feel good.
You want to just run in Daddy’s room and lay next to him and play with yourself while you watch him stroke that big fat cock of his. You are starting to throb down between your legs. What should you do?

Tell your new Daddy what you think you should do

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY B4 RESPONDING - m4w - 28 (Woodbridge)

HELLO. IM LOOKING FOR A NORMAL AND I REPEAT NORMAL SANE WOMAN WHO WANTS TO HAVE SUM SEXUAL RELATIONS. NOW THIS MEANS NORMAL SEXUAL RELATIONS. DONT EMAIL ME TALKN BOUT HIT ME WITH A WIP OR STEP ON MY DAM BACK CAUSE U CAN TAKE YALL SICK VRAZY ASSES BACK TO THE MENTAL INSTITUTION. PPL WILL GET TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE IF THEY GOT A GOOD MOUTH AND PUSSY STAYS CLEAN. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE A NORMAL PERSON. OH AND THANKS FOR READING &UNDERSTANDING MY POST. IM A NORMAL PERSON. AND WO YOU LD LIKE THE SAME. OH AND PLEASE PUT THE CITY THAT U LIVE IN ON THE SUBJECT LINE. THANKS AND HAPPY SERCHES

Be my slave… - m4w - 36 (Alexandria)

I want to find a woman who is turned on by being my obedient slave.

You will not speak unless I ask you a question.

You will do as you are told.

I will tell you to lay down and open your mouth. You will do it.

I will tell you to stick your tongue out. You will do it.

I will brush my cock and balls across your tongue.

I will tell yo to stand over me and slowly lower yourself onto my face.

I will tell you to lie down, and pull your knees to your chest.

I will tell you to spread yourself open.

I will tell you to get on all fours.

I will pull your hair as I violate you doggy style.

I will call you names.



You will obey.


I am tall, good looking, and caucasian.

If you are interested, send an email and let me know why I should choose you.

I am real and serious.